I just relived my memories of witchcraft. What is wrong with the younger generations? They suck at it. They couldn't lift anyone and had no sense of the Ouija board.

Anyways, I have a funny story for today. I'm at work and an old woman insists she's seen me on tv. So I figured maybe it was at the protest. I was just like, oh yeah?

Then the woman smiles and says naked. I was like, 0_0. But then I just smiled and nodded. Okay, so she's senile. I have never been on tv naked.

My boss was the one who took her on cash. So she tells Mary (boss) the same story, at which she starts laughing and I give her a the-old-woman's senile look. Then Mary tries to explain that it was not me on tv naked. The woman says, yes it was her!

Then Mary tried to explain to her that I was 15. The old woman's response? !5? So what? it was her!

Then Mary explains that, no, my parents would not like the idea of me being on tv naked.

At that point I ran outside with a shopping cart and burst out laughing. HAHAHA! That was something I never expected. A stranger recognizing me for being on tv naked (which never happened!) *dies*