Okay so I'm at work and one of the senile old ladies come in (my story is like senile old people central).

And she buys her groceries but she's $5 short so we offer to deliver it.

She leave then a few minutes later she's back asking when we're going to drive her home (we don't drive people home just food).

So we explain that she'll have to walk but her groceries will be there later, and she's all sad and looks like she's going to cry and tells us she;s hungry now so we told her why doesn't she bring some stuff home and we'll deliver the rest.

Then she says she wanted everything then and got upset and we were going to take $5 off but she was getting mad so finally my boss said I could walk her home.

So I walk her home and you know what she did?

She thought I was her son's wife.

Anyways she was a nice old woman, she gave me $16 for walking her home a block.

And this other crazy old woman came in and refused to sign a paper saying a product scanned wrong then refused to talk to Nick and said she didn't like him... It was quite a day.